I think your x's eyes are broken his new girl is so hit
He spelled "beautiful" wrong in his text
i wish i could "like" people's thoughts in real life like i can on facebook
you can....by speaking....
I hope you fall in a pool of honey in an immensely populated region of bears.
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Just paid for that girls abortion on my dad's black card. I feel like P-Diddy.
I walked in on him shirtless licking the mirror while talking to his reflection. So yes, I definitely want to do shrooms the next time you get them.
Now she's making me sit here and look at pictures of guys she likes who look like bears. She's calling them her bear friends.
I just took my birth control on the way to class with a 1/2 melted jello shot I happened to find in my purse from Friday night. I told you I was going hard this year.
I love shooting for the middle. Those girls never wake up well.
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I woke up and he was just feeling up my stomach. I felt like buddha and he was rubbing my belly for good luck. never again.
Being with her was like shitty sexual fear factor big ass sausage nipples over sized outty belly button i was scared and drunk tell know one
The only people in the library at 5:00 on the friday after finals are homeless or pre-med.
I believe in your delicious
Fuck him and his perfect arms, huge penis and relentless ability to ignore me.
Saw throw up in the parking lot at work, glad I'm not the only one. But now the search begins.
Mary's wearing shades at her desk, brilliant!
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