you were so high you were expressing yourself in action figures
2nd year in a row being a arrested before school starts...tradition at its finest
I don't think she can come out, she went too hard in the Intro to Theater Drinking Game at 2:30
Got laid in my rudolph onesie for the second year in a row. New tradition? Absolutely.
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There's a guy here who is improvising his own shadow dance on a table against the wall, in case you're wondering how my night is going
I think I used my hospital ID to cut the coke last night. I need to swab it for residue at work today.
Is it bad that I have more guilt over drunk eating Doritos than hooking up with my ex's best friend last night?
Should I be concerned that the new guy I'm seeing just referred to my stealing a sailboat in college while drunk as "wholesome"?
I don't know what's wrong with me. The guy from bar rescue is making me horny
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...and with one comment dissing Hannibal Lecter, I suddenly understood why we never worked out.
He listens to me complain and in return I send him naked pictures. It's a win win situation
Just keep me informed about your plans. That way i can figure out places to go and if i need to shave my balls
I’M DRUNK AND EXCITED.
duddde i wasn't even home last night and someone elses clothes are on my floor and there glow sticks everywhere?!
Looks like the opera singer hook up is paying off. Ran into the MILF from 407 and she said “your lady friend sounded like a very lucky girl.”
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