So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
he stole me 6 pairs of frilly undies and proclaimed "your ass looks like a 5 in those. it'll be a 10 in these bad boys". every girl needs a gay bff.
Changing from sweatpants to jeans at 3 in the afternoon makes the day seem so much more productive than it actually was.
he said i was so drunk that i shared a urinal with him and we simultainiously peed
He yelled out my full name in bed...I felt like I was being scolded.
A shower wasnt enough to wash off the shame but at least it took care off the blood.
Please just fuck her. She's new to LA and doesn't know anyone nice.
And to add, there was a fat guy right next to me who, when the girls would shake their butts, he would let out a shrill xena warrior princess cheer
The internet is out at West Chester so I'm masturbating using my imagination. What is this, the fucking dark ages?
I hooked up with a guy dressed up as morning wood. Needless to say he lived up to his costume.
Dougie got over his pride nerves. Found him dancing on a float wearing nothing but rainbow boxers.
If last night was a preview of 2015, I quit.
I was sitting down, taking a piss with a boner, her cat walked into the bathroom and walked up to my legs, I sneezed and pissed all over her cat through between the toilet seat and bowl, it ran off screeching. She thought I peed on her cat on purpose. Kicked me out
How did I end up with the cock ring?!
Good news! Blood’s flowing!
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