If a girl drunk dials you she's at least entertained the idea of sleeping w/ you correct?
YES
We're like a lot better than the average bears
Sarah, plain, and tall I adore you
I got so many pubes stuck in her braces that when she yanked her head, I cried out like that one girl you "accidentally" rear-ended last week. Bald spots are battle scars.
as i creep her facebook pics from back in the day till now, i noticed that her lazy eye has gotten better
we were naked in his bed and he told me all about what a "baller" alexander the great was.
there are seriously like six guinea pigs in my bathtub right now
all i know is that each time we woke up we were at a different chinese restaurant. help.
i go for whatevers easier....i'm bisexual strictly due to the convenience factor
we got hammered off table wine and i ended up biting my acrylic nail off so i could finger his butt.. ill never look at valentines day the same
I came so hard just now that I think I may have regenerated.
Now I'm obligated to stay and cuddle with her because the condom broke. Fuck.
I just chugged whiskey at 7 AM because going to breakfasts at Brendas doesnt seem right if Im not real drunk. I feel like when Brenda takes my order she can tell Im drunk and will take care of me.
Well I just found a coupon for cheese in the bathroom so I've got that going for me
You threw up everything but your ovaries.
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