In similar news, my cock is bigger than the plane that landed in the hudson.
I feel like I've been hit by a train. I woke up this morning covered in wine, free condoms, and a sign language dictionary.
Turns out Woolite can get the cum stains out of her moms couch.
peeing off your aunts pourch into the koy pond seemed like a good idea at the time
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hey dude come in here and see how much of my beard i can put in my mouth!
Should we start at nine like normal people or now like alcoholics?
Dude you're alone at a bar with a woman, and you're talking about my junk?
I was looking at your puke while I was peeing in it the next morning and that ceasar salad did not treat you well
Nothing like playing hide and seek with a state patrol officer early in the morning to get your heart rate up.
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Fyi your toilet is not contaminated. We'd have to scissor pretty hard to pass what I got.
Plus, it's just valuable. Virgin pee is very well-priced.
I feel like on the last day of finals we should run around campus dressed like Moses screaming "LET MY PEOPLE GO!!!!"
I'll start the recruiting
After sex he cried I didn't know what to do so I patted him on the back and went to the kitchen to make waffles
Found my id. It was in the cats litter box. Seriously what was last night.
Oh? I just remember dropping coins and trying to give the manager change to let me back into the bar.
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