I'm lost and stupid without you.
I mean, he's dancing back and forth between pathetically sad and massively fucking creepy.
You have more facebook pictures than most towns have people.
he told me he once ran a blackmarket liquor store out of his house. thats all it took for me to go home with him
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You slept with a red coat way too close to independence day. It's just very unpatriotic.
This is now the friendly bartender typing for him. He wants to be on you. He is going to "destroy your vagina". Good luck and sorry if this woke you up!
I need to shower, but I have no shower curtain... I think I can get by with a whore bath and a hat for one more day.
Boys that pee in my bed don't get happy birthday wallposts on facebook
MANGO MOTHERFUCKING GODDAMN MARGARITA DELICIOUSNESS
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Hi this is the guy from the cell phone store. Your Dad just upgraded your phone as a surprise. I didn't tell him about your topless pics on your phone. I transfered them to new phone. Nice rack!
I was stuffing my vagina with gummy bears last night having him eat them out of me. Team Haribo for the win!
He has great stamina, he knows how to use his tongue, and he's hung like a goddamn Pegasus. I can overlook the man bun.
Rebounding with her sister was the best idea i ever had.
I’d feel the same about religion. We can talk about it, but I want you to go down on me first
My manager is trying to help me find a good career path, and I'm trying to find a professional way to tell him I just wanna smoke and fuck.
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