i just wanna soil my oats bro
i get tired of guys telling me there married or they have a girlfriend. they act like it concerns or matters to me
I just smoked a bowl while riding a horse. This has been a productive vacation.
well now i know if i ever need to drive puke and talk on the phone at the same time i can
In need of cum proof mascara. Don't judge me.
You should try cooking mac & cheese naked sometime. It's quite relaxing.
It's times like this I miss having my nipples pinched
It was great. They teamed up to hit on these two frat boys all night, until the frat boys started making out with each other. The looks on their faces...
woke up next to the new dishwasher. set the record for banging a new employee to 6 hours...i should be a professional sexual predator
Yup. Dog walker, house sitter and mistress to the rich, bored and bi-curious. I've got a nice little operation running.
If I ever see that bitch it is going down flavor of love style
I didn't want to have shaved for no reason, so I told him I'd blow him if he would just come over and appreciate the smoothness of my legs.
Do you remember biting my ear and whispering quotes of Pride and Prejudice last night?
Someone took a shit in the house somewhere and I STILL can't find it. I'm just going to move.
Oh btw, ur tongue should count as a second cock it's that good
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