Just asked what her favorite part of a guys body is. She said ballsack. I'm in love.
Don't bite the hand that gives you multiple orgasms
Next time i try to unbutton my R.A's shirt with my teeth, please stop me
No promises.
She handed me a mouthguard and said "here, you're going to need this" that rough.
but then the words kidney pain and possible testicle shrinkage kept ringing in my head
Not a chance. She stuck her hand under my kilt and she told the whole table I was indeed commando. She broke all the rules.
I was grinding on people that were grinding. Nonconsensual.
Why are you surprised? I've only ever liked older guys since I was a 3 yr old crushing on her pediatrician.
Btw, do you want me to fix this with a box of wine and a chick flick or is this more of a 'lets head to the strip club' problem? I'm just trying to analyze the emotional depth of the situation.
Oh shit. My drunken car sex is on Google Earth.
but I'm still not sure how you became more and more fluent in Spanish the drunker you got
Just got a motivational speech from the tacobell drive thru guy at 2am
I was giving him a blowjob but we had to stop because he started crying when his cat walked in and started staring at us
I'm 80% sure I have pink eye. This is my penance for being a homewrecker.
I need to bang the neighbor boy. He’s given three women screaming orgasms this week alone.
Also, my apartment walls are too thin
Randomize
