you're like the ceasar milan of boners... you understand them on a different level.
All I remember is yelling at him to admit he liked Bon Jovi, then accusing him of giving love a bad name.
If we keep treating our bodies like amusement parks we have another 10 years left at best.
My roommate still talks on AIM. What is this middle school?
My mom said I should get that 'not fucking anybody' problem fixed.
There should be a blender full of rum, tea, and grape jelly in the freezer. She thought it was a good idea until she blew chunks.
Nothing like hearing a USA chant while getting head. God bless America.
Does Jim keep sending you pics of him in drag too???? If so, are you also slightly uncomfortable?
Just cried because I'm out of oreos. This post-molly depression can go fuck itself.
I just remembered I did the whole byebyebye dance at the bar
TYLER OWES ME SO MUCH
I LET A CREEPY MAN I DONT KNOW SUCK ON MY NIPPLES
Sorry I crashed a riding mower into your garage door. No hard feelings??
HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED
It was a strange night. I made out with his college roommate and said "do you care?" beforehand.
God, I missed his penis.
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