were you the shorter or taller girl out of you two
yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
you know its bad when everytime i put on a shirt i think of who i hooked up with in it
He came into the hospital yelling "HEY EVERYBODY! REMEMBER ME?"
I was cut off by 8, I need to rethink this breakup therapy strategy
Im 95% ready to shit behind 711
well you're talking about the girl who after 4 years, several relationships and several fuck buddies, has yet to have sex in an actual bed
I don't always steal things but when i do it is a six foot five dos equis guy
don't act like you've never hung your towel on your dick after getting out of the shower
Just fat and dog and sweat all over the bed. All night long.
I peed my pants walking home last night... I just kept walking.
especially when i'm drunk. his dick might as well be made of cotton candy.
IN OTHER NEWS did you guys see Orlando Bloom's penis today? I did
Just remember, the Browns have more wins than Ronda Rousey this year.
I a very close black and white picture of my slightly erect penis and I blew it up put it in an art gallery for a show coming up and somebody bought it for 30 Grand!!!
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