I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
it was like eating out sand paper
Amanda Bynes on the cover of maxim is my 8th grade masturbation fantasy come to life
third eye blind makes so much more sense now that i have a drug problem
I'm bringing Sergeant Single Slut out this weekend. I hope you're ready for her.
I think our prof has caught onto our drinking game. He burst into the room with a big smile on his face and yelled "essentially! Essentially! Essentially!"
Remember that time I got suspended in eighth grade, well it was like that but I was on acid and wearing goggles
Just realized Ive never seen my f buddy in the daylight. What if he looks different?
Another beautiful Sunday, another beautiful day the stick is not positive. Amen.
He has a burner phone just to send dick pics. It's revolutionary
we're in NC now and so far we've smoked a blunt in every state with the exception of Tennessee which we accidentally went to
No dude shes like 5 feet tall and maybe 100 pounds... Normally i wouldnt be scared but someone gave her a bat. Thats why im in the bathroom
roommates are droppin acid, i really should stop them from staring directly at the light bulb, but their giggles are so enchanting.
Oh god I just had an orgasim riding my bike. I need to get laid pronto.
So I just accidentally joined a bar crawl and got a free shotski of Jameson. I love life.
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