Listen: if you or anyone else at work finds a starfish in a bowl, just leave it. It'll be gone by next week.
Better yet, if you find it can you put it in the mini-fridge in your office for safe keeping? Spanks.
And if it's going to get me in trouble, maybe just don't mention that I know anything about it.
I would have added her but her profile pic was piece of pie
How do you get eyebrow wax out of your butthole region?
The fact that you aren't ashamed to ask that is the reason I will give you the answer. Under the sink there is a bottle of wax remover. Throw my waxing kit away as well.
Just because he's a soilder doesn't mean his dick is a hero.
i just was bootyclappin in front of homeless men in a back alley
What's the protocol when you drive the girl's head into the wall during sex and she starts to cry?
I need a picture of your dick for my friends birthday card
You're really doing everyone a disservice by wearing pants all the time.
I'm drunk in your building find me and we can have sex.
Do you know what the cost code is for strip clubs? I'm filling out my company expense report right now
seriously the second he called my tits warlocks was the second I knew I wasn't going to fuck him.
I saw your dick pic and thought there goes the last thread of my heterosexuality.
What is more embarrassing, shitting yourself in Mexico or having sex in a forest preserve with a 19 yr old? This is crucial research.
HOCKEY BUTTS AND BASEBALL BUTTS HONESTLY DO SOMETHING TO ME
My neck is sore from all the headbanging. And I can't tell the difference between the jello stains and cum stains.
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