Why don't you ever send me any naked pics
i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
I just heard a guy scream "it must be five o' clock!!" and another guy screamed "somewhere!!!" out from different balconies.
Just watched Hilary Duff have a three-some on Gossip Girl...all I could imagine was that LIzzie Maguire cartoon girl freaking out above their heads
vodka and carrot juice, if im gonna drink i at least got my 8 servings of vegetable
They past out watching a re-run of the 1984 presidential debate on cspan
dude stop sending me pictures of your dick in weird places. i get it. you rock out with your cock out.
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
You're the only true friend I have, if true friendship is based off who would be there for me at 4am during a boxed wine crisis.
You were carrying around a milk crate, randomly putting it down calling out 'praise be to the milk gods' and making people pray to it.
The trees feel like magic. Come fly to taco bell with me.
Not exactly hook line and sinker right away, but I'll give him a second chance. I should sext him me in my blue shark onesie.
I threw up in a wendys bag in her car. when i went to throw it out the window it exploded all over me. No I don't think there will be a second date.
yeah the cops just showed up and they got there ass handed to them at beer pong.
I brought an already opened bag of trail mix from home to snack on today. Some motherfucker ate all the m&ms out of it. I hate my roommates
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