Well you will be happy to know that aaron carter hit on me
your room smells of hookers.
And success
theres a middle aged lesbian couple holding hands on the bus and a 17 or 18 year old christian girl visibly staring freaked out and audibly praying about it
The men handing out bibles on the quad are blatantly skipping me... am i that obvious
So I decided to put different foods on my dick to see which would feel the best
and??
Cake is only good when you eat it
Well, I'm a guy so I don't have one, but if its anything like the inside of my nose, yes, vodka would burn.
He used my blackberry to make a voice recording of me orgasming, then set it as my ringtone while I was sleeping. I discovered this during a staff meeting this morning.
She told me she wanted to wax my ass. I'm terrified and oddly aroused.
Had "I should be in prison or dead" storytime at the bar. Found out James has done blow off a dead guy. Overwhelmed and speechless.
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Also, your vagina needs a time out and let your brain have a chance to make decisions.
I always hoped that one day I'd have a sex position named in my honor.
If you don't wanna wax my ass just say so.
Only time and a comprehensive case study of all of your relationships will tell.
Side piece definitely knows about my GF. Said it was sexy when I go commando, then left me pantsless in the club bathroom
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