Every time we go downtown I ask myself why we live in Des Moines
WHY DIDN'T ANYON E TELL ME SHE WAS SIXTEEN
And surprisingly enough iPhone does not have an app for Russian mail order brides.
she came to the game with a camelback filled with booze. except it was only the bag part so she duct taped to her back
we are currently watching a singalong porn...just thought you should know
i don't think my dad can get all that mad since he got arrested for almost exactly the same thing last weekend
Ive made peace with the fact that i will accomplish nothing except liver damage today
I didn't want to but I was drunk in a Disney bathroom with her and had a weak moment.
At some point he mentioned fried rice and take out... I don't think we know how sexting works
I was full on naked standing in his room and I just said "this isn't me" and left.
Thanks for fingering me to orgasm during Wu-Tang Clan
He kept referring to my giving him head as a new level in our relationship and acting sentimental
You gave him a bj, not a kidney
Just got drunk at the Cheesecake Factory again. Made me think of you.
That's the nicest thing anyone's ever said to me.
This girl was in the river screaming that someone didn't love her anymore...that's when the guy in a kilt claimed her...
I just got a hug from a random kid in my class. he said I was a champ at the bar last night..someone help me.
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