But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
she cant drink. allergic to alcohol.
ewwww. she might as well have a dick.
I just five second ruled a donut I dropped at starbucks, everyones staring
There aren't nearly as many guys masturbating on chatroulette as i was led to believe...i feel cheated
i guess this means i'm going to be wearing knee socks during sex again
Woke up with pink eye in both my eyes. That's how the threesome went
Tell me why I keep soberly hesitating to go pee in fear of breaking the seal. Thank you college.
that was you who tried to jump in front of my car in the monkey suit wasnt it
I just got a msg from someone saved in my phone as "gouiys stAndingg nezxt me not oz". Omh my life.
I have no idea why I said that. I have no idea why anything happened last night, I broke my toaster making a egg. I'm going to quit drinking.
Then he claimed me as his prize for 3rd place in a wing eating contest. Too romantic.
The exact people you expect to find at a bar at 2pm are here. Come visit. We'd really like the company.
I've also stopped shaving, like, everything. I can't tell if I'm empowered or sad
I just destroyed that poor boy. Picked him up and put him wherever I wanted, it was like the Pride version of Elf on a Shelf.
So nothing to worry about, but i'm probly going to jail soon, just thought i should let you know so you didn't worry. Bye!
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