Pls stop me from telling anyone else my broken blood-vessel + splint are "climax-related" injuries.
What part of "you pissed in the tent" do you not understand?
Ps, did you know if you google "drunk jenga", you're the first image that shows up?
Meghan got a job at the bar. We're now morally obligated to drink. Is this what dreams are made of?
I peed in a 7/11 last night. Like literally pretended I pretended I was shopping, looked around, and peed on boxes in the corner. No more tequila
The night went downhill when he lit her purse on fire and tried putting it out with vodka
It's that whole "half Japanese, half asshole" thing. My brother and I have found that people really go for that
I was loaded. my pee still has a hint of lime
So everything was good he was big spoon I was little spoon and then I got peed on
Why is there a traffic cone in the shower? And did you wash it with my body wash? It smells nice.
she's p upset bro
Where is he. I have a sword.
He is getting no nudes from me. I don't even care if I'm losing his legal advice.
No it's a real cult, with original ideas and shit like that
So you're not opposed to us ever having sex again? Because it just seems like such a waste to let a penis like yours go.
I'm sorry my shit is everywhere... I accidentally got drunk while packing
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