i know we just met, but i forget your name, and i'm wondering why my penis burns?
Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
He kept asking me to take off my bra and I sat up so he could. He fumbled with it for a few minutes and when I sighed and went to undo it he goes, "Yeah, you got this."
she burped and cried multiple times. it was like i was getting head from a baby.
He gets creativity points for the hot sauce. But it may be awhile until my nipples forgive him
she wants to wait til the kids are asleep so im just shotgunning the parents beers in the pillow fort. I love fucking babysitters
STOP TELLING PEOPLE I PEED ON YOU
Again? Most people check out of hotels, they don't escape from them
That BJ in the bathroom was definitely worth the $20 cover.
You should really look at your snapstory. It has us screaming " MANSION DICK! SUCK IT! FUCK IT!" By the way im currently in a mansion and need you to pick me up
Remember when you gave their 80 year old doorman a line of molly at 5am?
I just asked my mom if I could be the drunk realitive at the reunion. She said as long as I'm not obvious.
2 weeks into this dating someone with money thing and I already don't know if I can go back to the being poor life
I think its a little fucked up she invited you to her wedding, are you going?
There is a lot of acid in my drugs right now
....ill put you down as a no then
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