see you put your penis in her and it's like an ignition key to start the crazy
blowing a .13 at 10 AM isn't nearly as cool as I thought it would be.
He kept referring to his penis a his "love gun"
he just wrote my ten page research paper for tit pics. i love my boobs.
after he fucked me and not his girlfriend, i told him to be a gentleman and close his eyes as i ran to the bathroom naked. so sweet.
your definition of "gentleman" is so absurd.
I have seen more male genitalia at this party tonight than I ever want to see again in my entire life.
I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE.
Bombed my 8 a.m. exam and the liquor store doesn't open till noon. Drinking unfinished beers from last night till they open.
They conduct scientific research memoirs about what sort of shit happened last night after I ate those cookies.
They were scared I was going to get lost last night so they dressed me up as Waldo so someone would always find me.
just so you know they found you begging for money at the L station. What the fuck did you drink last night?
She was so happy for me that she insisted I fuck her with my Bills jersey on. THAT ACCOMMODATING
Everytime I give him head I make him rub my back. Teamwork at it's finest.
You had a 45min conversation with the Ronald McDonald statue I have the video to prove it
She could hold her breath for a long time. Best underwater blowjob ever.
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