the entire time we were hooking up i couldn't stop thinking about the bengals. thoughts?
Yes but life is bad with poopy sheets
im so bored in class... i just made a pie graph of my favorite bars and a bar graph of my favorite pies
I'm sorry. Both for you two breaking up and because I just ate some of your cheez it's.
We had to coat check the pizza.
Mandatory 420 Adventure Time.
This is why we're friends.
After you bought Jesus' name tag off him at the Mexican restaurant you commenced to stumbling around the lobby showing anybody who would listen what would Jesus do.
Stop giving me tequila.
Brandon's Recipe: two parts cocoa, one part sugar, one part milk, two parts four, 378 parts paranoia. Thanks for the fucking brownies, bitch.
I feel a whole lot better than i did this morning at 3 when one of my roommates discovered me slightly aware of my surroundings and naked in the bath tub with the shower on
maby next time we don't finish the whole box wine just because it tastes like shit
I honestly think she should have her own reality show called "Lowering the Bar" and it consists of a camera crew following her from Bar to bar hooking up with unsuspecting drunk attractive men.
I may have just poured a honey apple beer onto a dried apple slice to rehydrate it. This is my day.
u kept repeating to itself "hot cheetos and nacho cheese sauce.."
He yelled "Go Ducks" while he came
The closest thing I've had to an orgasm lately is sneezing nonstop from fucking allergies.
I woke up in my basement holding someone else's underwear and a bottle of mouthwash . I wish I could explain more than that but i can't remember ...
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