Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
How has he not realized you're pregnant?
Spanx.
May or may not have just drunkenly opened my christmas presents. Greatly disappointed. Might break up sooner.
The only requirement is that his name is Kevin... All other factors don't matter to drunk me. Drunk me likey Kevins.
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hey dude come in here and see how much of my beard i can put in my mouth!
Please don't let me drink ever again. I apparently told him he could stay but as there was no room in the bed he'd have to lie on top of me and he'd need to anchor himself on with his penis so he didn't fall off.
Holy walk of shame. Fuck someone's house. I walked past a family eating their free continental breakfast wearing yesterday's makeup
I'm to the point that I've had the revelation that its physically impossible for my arms to be attached to my torso.
An old lady WILL get vomited on today.
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Going to a professional golf course at 2am to throw the flag poles like javelins
I have to take a quiz before midnight. Trying to decided if its a better idea to take it now when I'm stoned or later when I'm drunk.
Do drug dealers work on Memorial Day?
When I got home he was in his underpants on the couch, eating pop tarts and crying while watching Voltron.
Dick very happy bro
When we were fucking he called me by his moms name then after we were done told me to call him. He's not receiving a call... What if his mom picks up?
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