East Village: Only place you can play pac man while eating a pineapple hotdog, go to the bar next door and see a graphic blowjob on every tv
so i slept on a park bench last night...no hobo
I really love her but I don't think I can go the rest of my life without anal.
have you ever wondered what it would feel like to stick those coneheads in your vaj
omg every time its on
Need a ride. Apparently screaming about the bartender's erectile dysfunction gets you kicked out.
There will be two dogs there to provide supervision. Not to worry.
What happened to "I wouldnt even touch her with a ten foot pole"?
Her vagina devoured it.
Ok seriously I'm living off of bologna but I have 4 handles in the freezer.
I don't remember anything past "we have 15 minutes to drink this keg."
Nope not happening. When I close my eyes the floor moves. I'm going to enjoy this free roller coaster.
At first I was horrified but then he explained that he shave a "soul patch" on his balls... And I was still horrified, but I went with it.
We also had rum, but now that's all gone. Which I feel is appropriate for a pirate party.
he's the only real guy friend I've had who I've never made out with
Thanks for ruining my life with your man penis
Basically we had a threesome in one room and a fivesome in the next room. Its what I like to call a win win situation.
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