He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
I just had one of those moments where i was really sad that i'll never get to be asian.
She asked if my windows were tinted enough for road head.
this morning i checked my reflection in the toilet as i was throwing up to make sure i still had my pearl earrings on
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We're the only two others left at work. My internal monologue is going: TAKE ME. TAKE ME NOWW. ON THE COUNTER. IN FRONT OF THE MANAGER. JUST TAKE MEEE
I'm pretty sure last night was the first time I've seen someone drink beer-soaked paper towels. Ever.
His best friend's cat died so we had a drunken burial ceremony on the side of his condo at 2am and I'm pretty sure if anyone gets ahold of the video feed from Martini Monday we're all fired.
Quick question, when did I develop feelings, and how can I make them go away?
That's two questions.
I have green food coloring in my hair and just got a text from "Guy in the Yard"...so this morning is going just as you might imagine.
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If this nail lady pinches my achilles one more time im kicking her directly in her bedazzled boobs
Lol. I get my husbands paycheck every week. Immediate deposit into my purse next to his balls.
Might be using my graduation money to pay for an abortion.
When I woke up next to him on the living room floor, my glasses were broken and it felt like someone rubbed a cactus all over my vag
Two of the boys I banged while living in that house are about to move into it hahhaaha
can we not speak foreign languages when I'm on drugs
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