Moved my bed either I'm a whore or every guy I have ever slept with hid condom wrappers under my bed
I hooked up with a Michael Jackson impersonator last night. Too soon?
i wanted a birthday blowjob. not a birthday VD.
She took off her pants and it was like seeing an old friend.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
i just was bootyclappin in front of homeless men in a back alley
In a car. Threw up in my mouth. Haven't said a word in 10 minutes.
I'm on my way, but at some point we're going to have to settle who gave who crabs the last time
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
listen. he fixes things. buys me drinks and sticks his penis in my vagina. age means nothing at this low point in my life.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm not drunk because I think my blood just is alcohol from last night so being drunk is sober. If that makes sense
I'll only sleep there if we can bone on your balcony.
did you just correct my grammar and then send me a photo of your dick?
Who the fuck watches Jessica jones and thinks I need to call a past fling?
I am eating a fluff-a-nutter sandwich at the gym right now. I brought vodka too.
I just found a contact in my phone named "Nick from The Party". Who's nick?
Randomize