He's been sleeping iwht ***
Nooo
Yeah I don't even know how, she looks like her mom smoked crack while she was in the womb
And then hit her in the face with a shovel
I hope I'm pregnant just to spite you.
Corey Haim died. 80's me is so sad
They peed on our pledges last night... i dont know if i should put an lol at the end of that or not
he's from indiana, of course he's clueless about "g-spots"
He;s fine. He just kept saying "hurricane Gordon is coming to shore" and flexed his muscles a lot.
I had to have the lights off to hide my face. I was laughing so hard I almost peed in her mouth
I think the name vodka for a girl is amazing
I sold him an eighth while trippin balls wearin my girlfriends tutu and tube top. and i was talking about albinos the entire time
well, he defiantly picked the right guy to buy drugs from
is it weird to think that girls born in '96 are now legal?
I just want to be able to run around naked and eat grass with no judgments and have people feed me and expect me to sleep all the time.
Now go get drunk with your fam and get back into ur christmas groove. No time for gonnorhea
This reminds me of the time you were crying and puking in the toilet at that party while i did shots of tequila in between blow drying your feet. miss you!
I fucked that choir dude last night. he had the most strangely musical moans. it was like a Sound Of Music porno.
He's UNCIRCUMCISED. And it curves. Two things I've never encountered in all my sluttiness and they're both on the hottest guy alive. :(
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