so last night was fun and all.. but you might want to get tested
I just saw a guy wearing a tuxedo shirt under his overalls. That is true iowa class right there
she said, and i quote, "i want to black out with my rack out"
using the left over highlighters from the blacklight party to study for finals. feeling the need to write insert penis here on my econ notes.
So you had sex with my brother?
It sounds like you dont need me to answer that.
What's life without a lamp shade you wore home?
I feel I should make it clear.....I'm not stalking you, I'm stalking ur dick. You don't even need to talk when you get here. At 4am I think we'd both prefer that anyway.
Someone just knocked jenga into a plate of cake. I'm licking off each piece one by one.
You were peeing on a bus yelling fuck public transit, congratulations.
We got high and watched Winnie the Pooh. Isn't that what every normal person does on their break?
I just screamed IM THE CHUPACABRA and jumped on his dick. I need to evaluate my life choices.
I just started the bonfire using a tampon. Who knew they could have multiple uses?
he appreciated my fucking vagina for two hours he can appreciate my honesty
I'm starting to think that Cosmic Steve ripped me off
WELL I DIDNT KNOW IT WAS POSSIBLE TO COME SO HARD YOU HAVE AN ASTHMA ATTACK BUT HERE I AM
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