So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
don't go home with that guy from jersey
i know, not worth the blood test
If I had a sex resume I'd get tons of jobs.
get your tongue out of his mouth and answer your phone. if your not doing more than making out i'm gonna be so pissed. i'm about to sleep in your car bitch
Drinking wine. Reading twilight. On a Friday night. Biggest loser contest. First Place.
Just got to school and somone already mentioned the amount of cereal im carrying.
Nobody knows who the hobo or dude who whipped out his balls is
Drank a fosters this weekend and last weekend. Listening to down under 5 times a day. Spent 100 dollars on a sleeveless men at work shirt circa 1983. We don't leave for another 5 weeks. I call it pregaming.
I though us hooking up in the field was your way of saying you were an outdoors person
Maybe one day we'll get unicorn butt tattoos together
Dear God, please let me get my period. And if this one is fiercer than usual I completely understand.
I mean, except for the part where I was vomiting up pineapple and hot sauce, it was a really fun time.
I'm not even 100% sure what it is, but if it involves Thor and Doritos, I'm in
I heard a crunch while giving him head. I looked up and he was eating Cheese Itz. So we made a deal that he'd take a hand job so I could eat them too.
Well I had to have sex with him so he would buy me plan b. The fact that I had sex with someone else last night who couldn't afford it is irrelevant.
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