Family of uber douches all wearing ed hardy in a hummer taking up 2 parking spots at starbucks. Please be more cliche
I'd really appreciate it if we could dress up as pilgrims and indians for the thanksgiving eve bar crawl
I woke up locked in the bar...this has redefined partying.
We were all drunk for the whole flight. Steve doesn't even remember the cab ride to the airport. At 6am. Says he "blacked back in" at security.
figured you should hear this from me. Your refrigerator door is way broken. I opened it last night when i was drunk and tried to climb the shelves. i got to the one with the mustard.
I already banned bobbing for apples. While drunk that's just drowning near fruit.
My ex was there, the 2 girls I'm seeing showed up and I had a pocket full of VIP passes 2 the strip club. Had all the makings of an epic night but I fell asleep at the bar.
I renamed his cat Jeff last night. Well I spray painted it on him.
On a completely unrelated note I think I have carpal tunnel
Again, totally unrelated
Its like I've been given a sexual blank check.
Metaphysical thesis on the illusion of self+ 2 day adderal binge = the walls of reality are crumbling
You threw a handful of caps into a pitcher of Heineken and asked everyone if they wanted to go "bobbing for molly"
You are the human incarnation of a drinking problem
It's 90 percent alcohol, and 10 percent a whisper that says "get drunk"
Spent like 2 minutes so far learning and 35 minutes in a group chat talking about big asses. Yet another Wed zoom meeting.
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