Thong +tight pants =hungry butt. Not a good look on big women! Walmart sucks.
I'm gonna play a drinking game called "Sarah takes the train"
I say that when we get our grades back we're making a drinking game out of it.
we're going to dress like we're asking for it, because we are
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I'm thinking he has to buy me dinner at least twice before i even start considering casting him for "Fuck buddy - understudy."
An outback commercial just played and I remembered that guy from Australia Imade out with at the Derby. Great Bachelorette Party, btw.
You better buy her a motherfucking bunnyrabit to make up for this. And me footsie pajamas for being a cockblock.
I just rolled a blunt at my desk. Happy early Friday!
I gave him morning sex, a bag of cookies, and dropped him off at work. I believe I deserve the "best hookup award."
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forgot to tell you your neighbor walked out of her house this morning just as I was leaving shirtless
Yo. What's your name again? You put "don't tell your landlord" as your name lol
I got to my internship late... with a bag of chipotle and sex hair.
He bought me shrimp and alcohol and referred to himself as daddy. I am in love.
So i woke up this morning to find my boss passed out on my living room floor.. Awkward? Haha
skyped with him for 45 min in the bath while i shaved my legs. new level in the relashionship
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