You litterally reached into some girls shirt, pulled out her tit and yelled whats up with this guy.
why do all the strippers look like they came from fraggle rock
my underwear are soaked with white zifandel yet i have continued to wear them despite the fact im at home
she must of just birthed a child cause her labia touched the floor
I have this strange craving to see a really fat person go down a slipnslide
Sober me does NOT approve of what went on in my pants last night.
hr gave me pretxwk salad and a doubke shot of grey goose. i approve! tou guys are a beautidil couple.
Last I saw him was around 10 this morning. He was passed out on the porch with his head under the barbeque cover and there were cups of orange juice around him as well as loose tobacco spread everywhere. Good luck getting a hold of him.
I don't mean to ruin your favorite Disney movie...but...we both came when Mufasa died.
The closest thing to a sext that you will ever receive from me is a picture of pepperonis on Greg's asscheeks, clenching.
i ended up playing naked naked monopoly and hangman with my dealer. i really love my life.
Im coming down to miami this weekend
We shall drink from the everclear river
Is it frowned upon to bring a flask to the er?
Meanwhile I'm working a fucking flute workshop and I'm one high c away from shoving a flute up the asshole of the next passerby
Just paid my weed guy with a check. I've got this whole adult thing down.
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