hey call me
can't. in the shower.
... and this is probably why your phone does not work half the time.
I heard you aren't going to graduate...that suck sorry bro
I heard your girlfriend is trying to spread swine flu because she wants to wear one of those masks to cover up her broke ass teeth
This boy just came into class wearing sperrys and a polo but also carrying a longboard. I'm unequivocably attracted to his level of doucheyness.
your address is 607B right?
yeah why?
i need to tell the guy bringing over the flaming bag of dog shit where to put it
She's coming to town, taking me to a Suns Game, wants Anal, and knows we're not going to date, I imagine this is what heaven is like
As long as you don't die I'm in full support of your drinking decisions
don't think this is any sort of attachment thing but if I'm going to throw up regularly at your house, I'm going to keep a tooth brush there
Girl passed out in class and vomited. Another victim of syllabus week
All she kept whispering was put your pickle in my mouth. Then she fell out of her barstool and chipped her tooth
Oh man, are we repeating last 4th of July?!
That shouldn't even be a question, it's a tradition now. Hope your manhood is ready.
i love it when bitches who pick on you in high school get fat. thank you facebook you have made my day.
It's been 12 hours since I have heard from you and social media has given me no indication you are anything but dead, so that's what I'm going with.
I'm going to make a stack of pancakes and fuck it. Right now.
You know you've made it in life when the people in the next stall are cheering on your orgasm
Dude, A DAMN CHEESEBURGER HIT ME IN THE FACE!!! WTF was i suppoused to do!?.
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