He was just laying on the stairs and then screamed, "Is that a clubhouse?" I haven't seen him since
Found a pic of me suckling your nipple at the bar. Safe to say you don't want this one tagged?
I was just compiling a top 5 blowjobs list and that's in there for sure.
Ok... I'm a little jealous... Grab her pig tails and ride her like a jet ski. Making motor noises is optional.
am i so blindsided by his great personality that i'm hooking up with an ugly guy?
i thought you knew
I have got to stop making out with redheads. I need to sign my life over to my dad like Britney Spears.
Omfg amy I'm not kidding you I think a blow job is what landed me in the hospital
Today is definitely a "stand over the toilet and pee through the opening at the bottom of my boxers" kind of day.
I guess the silver lining is that having a big dick really comes in handy when you're hungover.
It's a mixed blessing.
no dont worry i changed into my costume in the hospital bathroom
I told him his only options were from behind or me on top. I was not about to mess up my $80 blow out before graduation.
someday i'll meet a woman who will love me for my marvelous breasts and ignore my many character faults.
She always used to joke about becoming a stripper. WHO'S FUNNY NOW?!
If you think I'm not petty enough to drive to your house at 3 in the goddamn morning just to punch you, you underestimate me.
For someone I see at the bar by herself all the time... I should have know she had a tazer.
His junk had piercings everywhere. The dick and balls. It was a fucking pirate penis.
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