we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
They peed on our pledges last night... i dont know if i should put an lol at the end of that or not
Its like a 4.5 hour drive but there's drinking involved so I'm destined to go
Is sexting at a funeral morally wrong?
The beer is more important than you right now.
I Apparently saved a picture of the Eiffel tower in between 2 pics of his dick. It appears to be the same size. I fucking love Paris.
You're the only person I know who would say "we'll play it by ear" referring to a threesome
She scratched my sunburn during sex. I didn't know whether to cry or cum
Ya, found out why there were rat traps in my bed. Guess I pissed in Sams room so he went to the store and got them and put them on my bed and put tabasco in his humidifier and put it in my room
It's a toss up. They'll either laugh and watch you drunkenly fuck on the beach or they'll throw you deep in Mexican jail.
How bad would it be if I wore out the dress we got peed on in. You're the only one who knows.
You were all "think outside the box, inside the bag!" as you filled your camelback with beer.
Can you plz delete the video of me twerking in Waffle House, my mom just got a vine.
Some guy walking down the sidewalk just looked at me and said "hey it's the world champ". How drunk was I on Friday...?
Randomize
