it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
dude I went to cubs game with my mustache, aviators, and a hooded sweatshirt. Do you think it was irony or fate that there were four 17 year old girls in front of us?
Tittie bar + Mother In law gone = mission accomplished.
i had a dream the other night i was titty fucking you while you were asleep, then you woke up and didn't care.
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You asked the waitress for a vasectomy and handed her a butter knife, like you were ordering something from the menu
omg a stripper jus od'd on stage.
The Swedes wanted a tensome.
I need you to help me convince Steph that she will like Tequila if she would chase it with A-1
The cop asked you after the breathalyzer what you think you blew and you very discreetly shouted "I'm pretty sure i blew Kyle on the way here "
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Then that is decided. Fuck away my little bunny rabbit.
Dude just bought the table 3 bottles of champaign and broke one on the floor as his "signature" and he makes me want this recession hit harder
Thinking of someone think of me while masturbating while I masturbate. & that's how the over thinkers do it ✌️
Last time I was blackout at Cowbells I was running around screaming “WHERES THE BLOOOWWWW”
What did you give up for lent?
Diet and excersize. And I'm never going back...
I had to remind him last night as he had his arm around me, "We hook up, we don't cuddle!"
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