I sk at the spereo and my dad gave me and all access pass
AN ALL ACCESS PASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
the truckdriver in the lane next to me just looked down and motorboated in my direction.
is it appropriate to call someone “ a tasty piece of bitch?” This is time sensitive.
Hopefully the semester will be over before she has a breakout. Then I can just avoid the situation entirely
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You are like a prophet. It's amazing how many people you convince to be lesbians.
The usual. Woke up on a dog bed with peeps and $11.
Chugged a beer while being walked to the bathroom by campus police to pour the beers out.
He explained how that handle got into our fridge. I think i'm going to stick with my original assumption that the vodka gods want me to drink more vodka.
Someone left their drag queen on my couch. On the plus side, he sure does know how to make a mean cup of coffee.
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show concern. Mark ate a butterfly and proceeded to drink more shots like nothing happened
Nope I went the fuck home like an adult
He sent me a slow motion video of him jerking off...it was so long (the video not his dick) even I felt awkward watching it alone
Oh dear. If we're both hearing alien sounds then perhaps they're real.
Yeah. 11 people shoved in a clown car for a 1 hour party. I'm too old for house parties.
Social anxiety problems: I just had to get up and change stalls mid-poop because someone sat down in the one next to mine.