We all just poured out a sip of our drinks for you. One for our pussy whipped homie.
I found your twin in sf. His name is ryan. And you are the evil one.
Even if you were sober, spitters are STILL quitters, end of story.
I elbow dropped a bag of ice to break it so we could make margaritas. I bled everywhere. Be proud.
Just went through campus. In the span of 2 min I saw 4 places I've had sex. And thats just down one street. Man do I miss college.
OK! No more randoms over for the next month this is the third fucking time I caught a naked dude drinking my OJ in the middle of the night.
Her roomates have been scoring her hookups. I got 8.9, best of the week!
I just had to beg some random guy to help me climb through your porch window since the door was locked. FYI...i hear you having sex in there. You could of at least taken a break to unlock the damn door. WTF!!!
I can't even express how horny I am. The English language isn't equipped for what I'm plotting.
The girl in the stall next to me is puking her brains out, I'd say she had just a good a weekend as us
I gave her some alkaseltzer ad she looked at me lke I was god
is it wrong to hook up with someone at a memorial drum circle
I had a spiritual reading tonight and my dead grandmother called me a whore.
He has a bear rug in his room. I'm going to ask if we can have sex on it. Wilderness sex.
When creating your wedding guest list do you put the girl you & your fiance had a threesome with under your friends or his friends?
Ok. Yes. He has a tiny penis. But he also has a trust fund.
Randomize
