Her life has all the ingredients for a how to book: Making Your Life an Epic Fail
My mom was talking about how protein is essential to strong bones and then I told her, I'll give you protein.
How unfortunate for your Mom.
turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
Tell me the dirtiest joke you know
Sarah Palin
god, I love you
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Confirm for me that it's be a bad idea to sleep with the 50 year old that's currently hitting on me?
I'm not sure, 7-8, the last bit was a rush of at least three blended together. Basically you fucked me so stupid that I can't even recall the number of orgasms.
So you know, I'm making that my facebook status.
Is it really road head if took place on kayaks in the river?
I want everyone to love me, and THEN I will choose who gets to eat me out all the time.
Didn't think the day of being the oldest in a club would be when I'm twenty one. Even the bouncer looked surprised when he ID me.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Serious question: is he hot or is my vagina just that barren?
It started getting weird when you decided to scold my vagina.
im bringing home some absinth and some holy water. one way or another things are going to get spiritual.
I used to want you to marry him...Now I just think you deserve a bigger penis than that.
I'm still thinking about that amazing orgasm last night. I literally heard angels singing "Hallelujah!!"
I'm not saying it wasn't great. I'm just saying sleeping with a gassy, depressed,45 year old mother was a different experience. Would do it again though.
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