i just google imaged poop.
Also how the fuck did i get like 30 brown napkins
You don't understand, alcohol has become a thing of survival for me and without it I can't function as a normal human being
he's having a long distance Facebook-coordinated power hour. the status update has 159 comments ...
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My mom seriously just told me my insurance company pays for rehab. In an email. I expect a real, not just us joking, intervention coming on. I'm not accepting a "lunch date" with that bitch.
She put baby oil on her toes and i am not legally allowed to talk about what happened
he called you a drunk bob the builder and you proceeded to explain how you were going to build ramps throughout the house
the world took limewire and four lokos away from me in one week....hello depression
Believe it or not, that's part of the whole 'best friend' thing. It's not just yelling at me for making you leave the club early or taking the couch bc I'm doing sex while you're doing bjs.
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Just realized that St. Patty's is on a Saturday this year in case you were interested in coming to New York and redefining bender with me.
Nothing like snapchatring dick pics to a\nMarried woman while your girlfriend destroys Taco Bell in the next room. Almost caught, worth it. Got boobs back
I don't need to marry the guy. I just need some filthy, shameful wish fulfillment sex and then live out the rest of my life on the bean farm.
Let's ride this possibly pregnant train together
You know you're drunk when you have to be picked up out of a bathtub.
Shelly has the weirdest luck. Dude offered her a job riding a bucking bronco and it was not porn or stripping but an actual g-d cow.
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