About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
The drugs are starting to wear off. Suddenly aware there's a girl with bald patches and 2 guys that don't have a full set of teeth between them.
The last thing I remember is stabbing him with his diabetes medicine
You see.... Im at the point in my life where pissing in a toilet is a luxury for me
Apparently I whispered "Jesus was here" and bailed out of the moving taxi.
Shame tastes like burnetts and latex
I dunno. The only plans I have for sure after finals are smoking a bowl and eating a 5 pound gummy bear. btw I bought a 5 pound gummy bear
6 beers and it feels like I've been drinking water... Daiquiri time
while i am personally glad that we met...i feel like for society as a whole it was a bad thing
I'm spending my Sunday wishing the entire Patriots offense would let me touch their manhood
she came into my car to rip lines with our blow dealer as I was writing my essay on anti drug policy, i call it on site research
It's volleyball. Just do it. You want to look sporty. Save sexy librarian for another day.
I feel like I might be the only person I know who eats bundles of radishes in-between orgasms from their vibrator.
Omg I joined a choir last night...
I gave in, made out with her, and long story short, I'm giving hetero another try.
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