just had a super intense, drunken debate about which blink182 member is the most fuckable. i got so mad i left the room. new low.
why does he think he needs to feed/take me out to get some ass? we are at a bar wasting my fucking time
Grandma was not a fan of the beer-can ornaments. Not "traditional".
I am dressing up to go buy weed. I need to get out more.
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he said i looked like a lion with slutty lingerie on .
If my thighs hurt from cage dancing last night, I can only imagine how yours feel
So my bf wanted to cum on my face and I let him. Afterwards I wiped some off, wiped it across his forehead and said, "The king has returned".
tell me why they applauded then the bartender locked himself in the bathroom when i walked into the bar today ????
I know it basically makes me the worst feminist ever, but I don't want to kill my own spiders. And I will pay my personal spider hit man with sammiches and unlimited , uninhibited access to my vagina.
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How are you not embarrassed to know me. I'm a mess right now. I'm a walking, talking tornado of embarrassment
I'm on the bus, watching a girl shush her balloons.
I've been asked to reupholster their slam-couch so I found some off-cuts of medical-grade, hermetically sealed fabric. She'll be slammed upon for generations to come.
He texted "fuck you" before blocking me on all social media. Come to think of it, that's also the last thing my mother said to me. Could it be that I'm the problem?
You punched me in the face while blackout. 20 min later I told you I'd been punched in the face and you yelled 'by who, imma go kill 'em!'
I wish there was a tumbleweed emoji. Because that would describe my vagina.
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