Fake titties should be able inflate and deflate like tires. So on Saturday you can put on your Double D hooker titties or Sunday put on your size B church tits.
dude totally just got the jungle juice out of my white top. i am really ready to be a trophy wife.
Do you know how hard it is to masturbate with a runny nose?
somethin' about having sex in my parents bed makes me feel like l'm finally an adult.
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Stalkers don't have time for showers...it's a full time job
Ate apple sauce off his penis. Nutritious and slutty.
I tried to lock you in the bathroom stall because you were too drunk. But you escaped from underneath, I gave up
I'm smoking a bowl and pondering why we haven't discovered teleportation again.
Took out half a tooth with a handle of jim beam last night. Apparently I can't walk and chug bourbon at the same time
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there is a guy passed out on top of me and i don't know what to do. help if you're awake? was anyone anyone expecting someone? maybe he found the wrong room?
you're usually drunk when you offer. there's one time you called me, told me not to dye my hair red, and asked if i wanted to see your tits.
Tune in tm morning for how to buy Plan B in a foreign country while coming down off ecstasy
BITCH I AM EXPERIENCING THE FEMININE MYSTERY SHUT UP AND GIVE ME DRUGS
I want to find him again. His Corona tank top and I were made for each other.
Got baked and laid and ate baked lays when I laid down while baking the brownies I I’m Superman
You’re still high, aren’t you?
Oh yeah
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