period poops. best. ever.
omigod im sitting here with ben and he and i both got that...chick you totally just mass texted that...
Sunscreen. In my vag. I hate summer sex.
You tried to sled down the middle of the street. In. Your. Coat. Of course you are bruised.
Is there a technical name for reverse cowgirl? I'm trying to maintain a little dignity with my mother here
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dude I'm not 100% but I think your mom is sexting me.
I literally put my pussy on his sideburns, it was awkward
There's a lil minaj in everyone
You know you're an adult when you break 100 to get 75 cents, to buy a condom from a bar vending machine in South Boston.
Apparently all year they've been using me as a standard of drunkenness
Dont worry bro, i'll be the designated kayaker. I wouldnt want u to be drinking and kayaking.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
If I wasn't stoned and knee deep in cheese and crackers I'd help.
Since when do you jog?
Since hot shirtless guy that lives across the street jogs
I'm beginning to think that women just have dogs at home as an excuse to leave ASAP after hooking up, without sounding like a typical guy.
Despite popular belief cocaine is not a good pre-workout
Emojis can't explain what he felt when that ass dropped
im on a boat
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