just got dressed up for chatroulette- THAT desperate.
Im like a co-bf. he pays for her birthday and christmas, but i get all the action.
I'm scared. I feel like she's my mom and she just walked in on me having sex. Like she's "disappointed"
i told the doctor i drank a college amount of alcohol. judgemental prick
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I only have two playlists on my iPod. One for when im getting drunk, one for when I'm getting high. Is this something to be worried about?
Why doesn't he get that I would rather give him blow jobs than be in a relationship?
I just don't know what he sees in my vagina...and that scares me.
she's drunk at 2 in the afternoon again. at least my mother is predictable.
i cant believe im seriously wearing his ex girlfriends underwear right now
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So just what does one wear when attending a sex toy party with ones mother-in-law?
Jeans and a nice top.
Some rando guy literally just put my shoes on and tied them for me because I'm drunk... Is this what it feels like to be a princess?
So shaving my butt whilst humming "be prepared" is now in my top five weirdest Friday night activities.
The fact that I can now puke rainbows on snapchat makes my life that much better
I'm too high and old for this...
We all love a big dick, but you’re going to develop a reputation if you keep asking every guy at the bar ‘how big your dick’
That’s all I’m saying
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