so... i had sex tonight
with a midget
nicccce tits for a little person
yo i have your phone
... oh so you probably won't get this message
You work out of a Hotel?
Dude judst bought snd smokked tfour white widoew jointsd in Asmsterdam. Wstching the Cvhiefs gsme. Oh Boy.
You are why other countries hate Americans. But I say God bless you.
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She looked like her face caught fire, and someone put it out with a screwdriver.
I wonder what a non-hungover friday at work is like
If we get out of this alive, I'm never going to a Denny's at 3 am again.
I started singing the national anthem on a train in London. Happy 4th of July assholes
Called the cops on a high school party then went in after all the kids ran away and took the rest of the beer. What are you doing tonight?
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at the end of the day, college isnt gonna be for everyone... and some of us are just going to have to learn how to breathe underwater while sucking cock.
If you need anything just hit me up
Pancakes
Noted.
Text me if something catches fire and I will put pants on
If my life today were a movie the subtitle would be: Revenge of the Beer Shits
Do you really want to know anything about the inner machinations of a furry's mind
The first thing my Christmas gift money is buying is a dildo.
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