how about we just leave your boyfriend out of this
I wish life had little blips of pornography
my mom just emptied my water bottle filled with vodka into the turtle tank.
the higher we get, the more he looks like ray charles.
Not till Sunday. I'm going to sleep in my car. And I know. This place is insane. Blood on the stAirs 5 dollar slices of pizza. A girl on our floor had a stroke.
It's ok. Rob's just shotgunning upside down.
Got my bloodwork back and my liver is in tip top shape. Apparently blacking out 5 nights a week isn't cutting it, so we've got to step it up until I see that all of my hard work is actually paying off and doing some damage.
I will also take that commission in the form of weed. Pass that on to the asst. manager.
yes i am an adult who snuck out of my parents house to cuddle with a guy and then came home and listened to taylor swift. judge me all you want.
He said did you just interrupt me midsentence to admire another man's penis?
2014 decided to stick it to me one last time. Right up the ass.
Wanna bang and Pregame work? I know you're the manager just promise to not fire me
you face planting the wall was epic
did you at least save my tooth
Please come check out theses cougars grinding on a pole. I feel like they're showing us up and we need a duel stat
Sorry for trying to wake you up by slapping your ass with a fruit 2 go.
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