I'm the only one here who isn't hooking up, coming out of the closet, or crying because of one of those 2 things.
Have you ever noticed that nowhere is the same thing as now here, i get my best ideas when i smoke
so he was shitfaced and kept using sticky notes to label everything like "beer spill" and "going to fuck later"
Why do my balls have what looks like rust on them?
So hungover. Sitting in class about to puke during this ladys flute performance. Not sure why were having a flute concert in biology
This is the weirdest negotiation ever.
This is what happens when two people with zero shame try to argue.
Oh you know, watching its always sunny and petting his cat and NOT fucking. I'm starting my whorefree 2012 resolution early.
Oh my God, that is a gorgeous man. And I wasn't even gay until five minutes ago.
We started pregaming at 8. It's 11, and her only 11:11 wish is to be sober. It's hard to not love her.
I wish we could all take a bath together. Not in a lesbian way. But in a relaxing drunk in the tub sort of way.
I mean, except for the part where I was vomiting up pineapple and hot sauce, it was a really fun time.
If a cop comes up to me I'm whipping out my cock, swinging it around and singing the national anthem
She told me the only rule was that I couldn't cum on her Batman blanket.
i'm not so sure everythign we did last night was legal...
There is way too much butt cleavage here for a formal event.
Randomize
