I wanna put my baby in that!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ew you even made it your fb status
Ppl probably think ur having a kid
I hope
Love having children with random chicks
Whssdazt areerg yiu up to? U thijk ur lame!
read your last text- its a foreign language-im not ignoring you, easyyy
i think the whole apartment complex could hear you beating off last night
there may or may not be knives in your bed. I would check
He took a shot, then proceeded to puke into the bucket he was iceing his broken foot in
Dude. Zebras have bad attitudes.
I should just black out in my front yard again- that was a great nights sleep.
It was 16 hours of liver killing mistake making goodness
No I did a yoga dvd and hit my ex up via email for some pot in exchange for his mail.
Last time I "ran into him" I ended up with the clap and had to explain why the ladder was missing from the garage.
Blacked out and showed everyone my nudes. They toasted to my nudes, and I got an outstanding ovation.
he's not even weird he's been offering me different drinks all night
oh i remember now hes the guy that liked when i peed on him
I know right? It's like he knows how to pleasure me better than I do myself... He's like a prophet of sex
Look fucker, my sensibility and attention to detail is the ONLY REASON you're not dead now
Ha. Yeah that's all I found you with this morning. Butt ass naked w my robe across your lap and your arms thrown back in handcuff position.
Randomize
