The visine ive been using for four yrs expired. in sept. of 2001.....i will never question my eye problems again.
Just got arrested at PF changs. Happy New year, China
my coworker just texted me asking if i remember pissing in the mop bucket at the gas station
soo how bad was i last night?
licking sour cream off of the table at pancheros bad.
I can coach you back to consumption. Think of it kinda like Rocky II.
Ps I got my nipple pierced. You're just gonna have to accept me for the tool I am and I don't wanna hear any shenanigans.
Thing I said while arguing: I want to be single again so that I can have pizza and dick rained down upon me.
Pulling out all the stops on being a lady.
I went through his pics. Will you go with me to get tested?
I tell you, MacGyver never had to put up with people shitting themselves while he worked...
Hahaha more like walk of pride. You entered the lions den last night.
I just found a grey hair. On my nipple. Fuck you too, Mother Nature.
final thoughts: i just want someone into choking me out, weed and anime
I'll be perfectly honest; there are times other guys have consented to have sex with me because of my punctuation.
You faceplanted on the railroad tracks and when I tried to tell you to get up, you told me you were "taking a quick breather"
You've had it in your mouth, how have you not seen it?
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