on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
I have before 2 am pics and after 2am pics, which do you want to see first?
I like how my family gatherings are basically an ugly sweater party just with better beer and wine...
At the time, making out with dudes for keg money seemed like a genius idea. Now I realize it was borderline prostitution.
Beware of calls from Dad. I just had a longer than I would care to admit convo about the ididarod. Apparently it starts tomorrow.
I'm making you a bingo card for hookups of the school year 2011-12 so you can make even worse life decisions next year
I have reached the point in my life where I realized this is what I'm going to do for the rest of my life. Eat, shit , bar, drink, drank, drunk.
So a list of things I should stay away from bringing up at dinner with your fiance tonight?
1) you and I went to a strip club 2) i saw you topless at said strip club 3) i cried when we watched the Real World
Ugh. This is the type of hangover that all other hangovers want to grow up to be.
She fell down no less than 4 times while we were at the club. One of which was while she was in the bathroom stall next to me.
What the fuck could you be doing in that room to make her yell "Beginners Luck!" over and over again?
Look, I'm just saying... paying ur respects to the neighbors who had a death in the family with food u steal from the neighbors having the cookout may result in a negative karma situation.
this could be the second dad I've smoked weed with
I'm actually really happy I can say that my first body shot was out of a gay strippers massively ripped chest
Please come check out theses cougars grinding on a pole. I feel like they're showing us up and we need a duel stat
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