Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
Some fat girl belted her graduation gown. That is not a good look for anyone.
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
I was unaware that a tutu and pasties was appropriate attire to this
Also I smoked away my sore throat last night. It's a 420 miracle.
They all laughed at me when I bought that necklace from Life Alert. Who's laughing now?
Matt just ate a burger out of the trash can in front of the McDonalds. We need to have a serious talk about his drinking.
Returning my drunken purchases from last night. Not a single thing I bought was on sale.
I'm glad that even though we are states apart our whorish hearts beat as one
I really wanted to pound but her roomate was making mac n cheese n shit so I was trying to time her moans to the drone of the microwave
My kid made a secret wish that you have a baby... Make good choices today!
It's has to do with my genitals. Don't ask.
I kinda wanna drive through the Gator bar parking lot and seeing if my panties are on they ground, they should be right next to my pride...
I'm a mess. I mean I almost got off but I'm a fucking rubics cube down there so il givenhim the point
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