Wooohooo! I'm sitting in the car like a creep watching people walk in and out of Blush. Lots of happy people.
I'm almost 25, which means I can ride with girls that have permits
if you find a joe biden blowup doll in the attic, I call dibs
I plan on offering nudes to any guy that wants to give me notes from the past five weeks of class
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He said to me this morning that we should finish these beers, go and get plan B then on the way back, go to the pub to celebrate the death of our baby. I love Manchester.
Ok say I was sexually attracted to a patient who also happens to be in high school...on how many levels is that illegal? And will I actually hear the laws break when I fuck him
How can you turn a kayak date down? I'M TALKING RIVER HEAD HERE.
Just so you know swallowing does not help chest colds. Your Phd can suck my dick
You screamed "she never feeds them anyway" and threw the fish tank off the 3rd floor balcony. Don't park on our side of the building.
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Bad behavior is like a petri dish that grows organically In my heart
We were Chugging coronas for the soul purpose of launching limes out of the 3rd story window, I'd say it was a good weekend
We're having soft pretzels and cheese dip for dinner tonight. Like fucking adults.
Who are you, and why are you in my phone as Elf on the Shelf
Why put me through the conflicting battle of being happy for your vagina but sad for my vagina for no reason ahole
I woke up on a park bench with a nice homeless guy waking me up. I bought us Carl's Jr. Best birthday ever!
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