I just made friends with the guy at the coffee shop in borders. And by that I mean he stared at me until I was uncomfortable and left.
Putting the night light in my bathroom cabinet was the best idea ever. Awesome for puking while light sensitive
my fake id says im a 34 yr old russian lady ... how is this working
Your expertise in crazy bitches is needed.
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Its all fun and games until someone grabs the electrical fence.
If sitting in the car passing a flask back and forth because the bar we go to is having some power issues on Christmas eve isn't Christmas spirit, then I don't know is.
The video of him doing the dougie made me telling him I didn't want a relationship, just his virginity so much easier.
We ate our feelings. Then drank our feelings. I feel feminism delivered.
Braid them armpits, sister.
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
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He told me that his greatest skill was making White Russians.
think before you get married my friend it's my birthday and just got done jacking off
I gave myself a charlie horse masturbating this morning. I feel like that really set the tone for the day.
listen I will take literally anything I can get my tiny gay fingers on
I need to stop being so honest when I'm drunk. I got proposed to by a stranger again last night. It's not my fault that I would be perfectly ok making sandwiches and giving blow jobs for the rest of my life.
You don't need yoga. You need a boyfriend! Trust me I've become all sorts of flexible this past year.
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