My low point of the night was when my roommate spit out her jello shot and i took it...
i wish you could fill a pinata with booze
There's a guy at this party taking all the unfinised beers and pouring them into a pitcher so he can drink them tomorrow.
my roomates packed me a lunch. it had bread, cheesewiz, a can of refried beans and a condom with a note that said "good luck on your first day". im not even gonna pretend to be mad.
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Just kicked a guy in his penis in order to win a dance contest on Bourbon....desperate.
As per my father's affair, married men are no longer off limits.
He just sent me a winky face in the middle of setting up a drug deal. You don't do that.
how the hell did this chicken wing end up in my cast?!
Dude, she found the red hair dye from 4th of July. then she proceeded to give you a red mohawk for a more patriotic thanksgiving eve. How do you not remember that?
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Call me old-fashioned, but I don't think the words, "Finger my ass" should find their way into casual conversation.
On the verge of sleeping with a man who can take me to an early bird dinner and a movie with his AARP discount. YOLO
I just did a drunk experiment to find out what it looks like when you turn a burner on the stove on while wearing night-vision goggles. I may be blind in my right eye now.
You called my nipples compassionate. What does that even mean?
I get off at 11. but they've been letting me go early cuz I've been crying a lot
Come on, what straight woman, gay man, or bi person HASN'T scrolled through Justin Trudeau pictures after a bad day?
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