Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
i can't believe i never thought of this: farticle man
Todays outfit involves shorts with embroidered fish. This kids gonna die.
I just remembered how awesome your handjobs were in 7th grade, you were a true champ, thank you
I have been way too involved with your nipples this weekend
don't tell me about being eco-friendly. i just threw up in the same bag i bought my liquor in. RECYCLING
I can't wait for paintbang. I'm going to throw a marker at a child. There will be bail money in my backpack in m trunk. Don't use it on beer.
If you're not peeing in public bi-monthly, you're not really living.
I put my hydrocodone prescription in my cereal box its like real lucky charms
I must be the strongest person who ever managed to get knocked down by a pug.
Not as much as my roommate, who is in the middle of one of the pictures throwing a lawn chair at a cop car lol.
Forever getting my life back together in gas station bathrooms.
Masturbating to the DNC live stream. Not my proudest moment
Road head absolutely translates. That's the beauty of road head... It's so portable!
It's been a week I should not still be finding glitter in my pants.
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