oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
Operation extremely regretful is in full effect
i know they say sex burns calories but i think i actually gained weight from just lying there for the whole 2 minutes
I haven't been able to trust a girl since spanks came out
I had to go to the front counter of the restaurant and ask for the key because I was "pretty sure my friend is passed out in the bathroom right now"
just gonna show up naked this time. that way i dont have to worry about finding my clothes tomorrow
And then you told me I had large hands and looked like a girl who would have an illegitimate child that I never talked about
Yep if he's taking selfies he's probably on drugs again.
Nothing says happy valentines day like waking up to a naked man you hooked up with taking a walk of shame
YOUR TO-DO SEX LIST CANNOT CONSIST ENTIRELY OF MY THREE BEST FRIENDS
and their significant others
AND THEIR SIGNIFICANT OTHERS
If I could go one week without being called a maneater or a spanish trolip that would be great.
NOT ALL OF US HAVE THE HANDS OF GODDAMN ANGELS YOU KNOW
HAPPY BIRTHDAY I ATE TOO MUCH OF AN EDIBLE AND TOLD MY BARISTA I LOVED HER
She's nice. But even when I am with her I am thinking of her mom, literally the hottest woman on earth.
This town reeks of teen pregnancy.
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