I had another sleeping on concrete incident.
I woke up to the bathroom door of steak n shake hitting me in the face at 4 in the morning...
Found out my brother is now my eskimo brother...One of my proudest times as a brother
I feel like we're taking advantage of the fact that our R.A has cerebal palsey.
Her grandmother had a handicap stair lift. I just put her drunk ass on it and let her ride it up. Thank God for broken hips.
Did we fight the bathroom girl ? She just wanted to give us lotion and condoms.
I don't want to talk. I just want to motorboat those tits
Is it too much to ask that I wake up one morning with out a pic of your dick as my wallpaper??
I have officially tracked lube all over our house on the bottom of my socks without knowing it. Don't slip when you come in
Hey. I can't work your space dryer so I'm wearing your blanket home. I'll get my clothes later. Fun party!
Naw, the sex dungeon had to come down so we could build a nursery. Cause and effect really.
I think I might start referring to your vagina as a separate being now
I would cock slap so many things if I had a cock.
I ended up sleeping with him in a public bathroom because neither of us remembered where we lived. I have hit a new low.
The smell of pee and coconut conditioner still makes me think of him
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