We're like a lot better than the average bears
I didn't know people actually cried after sex.
This whole foot fetish thing is getting out of control. He would rather hold my feet than me after we fuck.
i walked toward the cop car thinking it was the liquor store lights nd by that time it was too late to escape the trap
Also, do you think you think his dick is perfect bc you loved him? Or is it actually perfect?
You need 4-7 business day to recover from a fingering like that.
He sent me a picture of his dick with a cowboy hat on it.
just made one giant jello shot... if i have to study on a saturday night, i'm gonna do it as drunk as possible
Do you think it's illegal to work at a bar if you're on probation for a DUI? I need a night job where I can meet men.
High moment. Almost just passed the blunt to the dog.
She tried to beat him up using a half gallon of Bacardi, instead she got tangled in Kayla's hanging bra and broke a lamp. She can party with us anytime.
Does your body have a liquid mass index? does that make sense? I think I drank it in Long islands.. Kill me now..
It was going great until he started saying "ooh kill em" under his breath with each thrust
I'm crying during the second episode of Golden Girls that's how high I am.
How... how did you get Adam Lambert's shoes? Does he know you have them? DID YOU STEAL ADAM LAMBERT'S SHOES?! Oh my God I am so turned on right now.
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