Dear everyone. As mark stated i did the 'piss n run' last night. This is all new to me and it scares me. Again, sorry. "if i could turn back time" -cher
Just crushed a xanax into my chewing gum. Its gonna be a long, fucking up flight...
today he pulled me aside to show me a lawn mower that he drew above his pubes. I saw his pubes in all their glory. Right there. In spanish class. Hola.
just saw 2 fat kids fight for the last slice of pizza. Litteraly fight. God Bless America
2010 has been the year of the Eskimo brother. Let's see how many igloos we can shack in next year
I plan on gettn treatment center drunk
She had her underwear around her neck. No one can tell me i'm a slut now.
which one of you assholes put my new jeans down the garbage disposal?!
To the person who put the glitter on my ceiling fan...fuck you
Dude. Where are you? There's a hot chick drunkenly dancing on the bar and aggressively taking shots to Pink songs. She looks like she needs a rebound. Get. Here. Now.
FUCK NYC TRAFFIC.
I'm slowly getting to where I don't hate people anymore.
Never mind. Some random dude just walked past me and asked if I was having fun. I snarled at him. I might still kinda hate people.
What are we just gonna be those girls that get fucked in your parents basement and not get taken to dinner? I don't wanna be those girls.
avocado toast wont fix the fact you did a bunch of blow you fucking hipster
just passed a kid drinking a beer at 2pm. clearly it's the last day of break.
No, this year you're all getting coupons for things like "no yelling because you had sex in my apartment" or "the last beer."
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